



Capital Gains
Ah, ye call that lifting? Pfft! If ye want real gains, ye best start capitalizin’ on yer strength, lad! At Capital Gains Gymnasium, we don’t waste time—or money! Here, ye lift heavy, train smart, and build wealth in muscle without spending a single shiny doubloon!
And what better way to show yer dedication to the grind than with this official Capital Gains Gymnasium tee? A mark of true grit, true strength, and true McDuck-approved value!
Ah, ye call that lifting? Pfft! If ye want real gains, ye best start capitalizin’ on yer strength, lad! At Capital Gains Gymnasium, we don’t waste time—or money! Here, ye lift heavy, train smart, and build wealth in muscle without spending a single shiny doubloon!
And what better way to show yer dedication to the grind than with this official Capital Gains Gymnasium tee? A mark of true grit, true strength, and true McDuck-approved value!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!